So I'm watching Emma during scripture memory time and she's just staring at ceiling. Not even trying say the verse with everyone else. Totally checked out. Walk over quietly go "What's going on?" She looks at me like I'm nuts

So pastor comes up to me in May and goes "We need to do more outreach this summer. You know, get out in the community." I'm like great what exactly does that mean and how much is this gonna cost because our budget's already

So I called this volunteer meeting for Thursday night. Had all these grand ideas about team building and vision casting and whatever else leadership books say you're supposed to do. Seven people showed up. Seven. I invited twenty-three volunteers. Got seven. Including Tom who left after twenty minutes

It's 2:47 AM and I'm eating Lucky Charms dry from the box while sitting on my kitchen floor because apparently this is what happens when you completely self-destruct in front of children who trust you to know things about God. My husband walked through twenty

So last week I'm cleaning out my supply closet and I find like fifteen foam crosses from some craft we did months ago. Just sitting there in a box collecting dust. Made me think about how many crafts I've done over the years that kids took

So committee meeting last month and Bob goes "We should totally do parent-child retreat this year!" I'm like are you out of your damn mind? You want me take families away from their houses for whole weekend where they can't escape when little Timmy

Linda quit today. Just walked into my office and said she was done. No dramatic buildup or anything. Just sat down and dropped the bomb. Been staring at my computer screen for an hour trying to figure out how I let this happen. Linda's the one who makes

It's 4:37 AM and I'm fully clothed in my empty bathtub stress eating glazed donuts from the sketchy gas station down the street because apparently when you accidentally convince children that scripture requires choreography, your brain demands sugar and enclosed spaces. My cat is judging

So Marcus is bouncing off the walls during Bible time. Again. Kid literally cannot sit still for more than thirty seconds without fidgeting or getting up or bothering someone else. I'm trying to teach about loving your neighbors and he's under the table making race car